There are never three lanes on a city street

So I had to testify for the Wauwatosa police department because the guy that hit me in the BMW with his SUV was contesting the ticket that the police officer gave him for unsafe lane deviation. After waiting for an hour for the case trial to be called, the guy (representing himself) tried to tell the judge that there were three lanes and he was in the right lane (possibly the middle) and the accident was caused by me. His only cross examination question to me was what time I had to be to work that day (he was trying to prove I was speeding...I was in second gear...the light JUST turned green). This was also after the police officer told the judge that in his police report the guy admitted he was slowing down to look at the price of gas and decided at the last second the price was low enough and made last minute decision to go into the gas station.....(FROM THE LEFT LANE...INTO ME!) Judge thought he was crazy and told him no matter what he has to look over his shoulder before making a right turn...so found him guilty. WIN WIN. Cop thanked me and asked if I needed a walk to my car...just in case this guy wanted to pummel me after getting his money from his insurance and now with my testimony causing him to pay his damn fine. I told the cop with a smile, i'd be just fine...and made sure the stupid guy in the Yukon saw my nice fixed up BMW drive away! Oh interesting stories! Then I made sure to rush over to my married friends new house in Butler to watch the Bachelorette...I had to make sure to make it for hot JP...who if she does not choose him...I will find him and I WILL marry him. So everyone knows out there...he IS MINE. Now I must get off to bed since I have been crazy lately and have been getting my ass up for 6 AM runs.